Congress: Monkey Logic

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the other monkeys with cold water. After a while another monkey makes the attempt with same result, all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another monkey tries to climb the  stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.  

How to deal with the Emergency Services

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were  people in the shed stealing things.

The photographing of empty chairs is banned in Malta?

I just got this in a text:

The photographing of empty chairs is banned in Malta.

The authorities beleive that it makes fun of people who arn’t there and cannot speak for themselves.

Regain Lost Root MySQL Access Permissions When Connecting From Localhost

To reset the root access from localhost for a MySQL instance, enter the following commands in a terminal with root/su privilages.

# /etc/init.d/mysqld stop
# mysqld_safe –skip-grant-tables &
# mysql -u root

mysql> use mysql;
mysql> CREATE USER ‘root’@'localhost’ IDENTIFIED BY ‘yourpassword’;
mysql> GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON *.* TO ‘root’@'localhost’
->     WITH GRANT OPTION;
mysql> flush privileges;
mysql> quit

You should now be able to log in as root on the local machine using the ‘yourpassword’ that you entered.

How To Recover A Lost MySQL Root Password

To reset the root password for a MySQL instance, enter the following commands in a terminal with root/su privilages.

# /etc/init.d/mysqld stop
# mysqld_safe –skip-grant-tables &
# mysql -u root
MySQL will load. Enter the following at the prompt

mysql> use mysql;
mysql> update user set password=PASSWORD(“yourpassword”) where User=’root’;
mysql> flush privileges;
mysql> quit

You should now be able to log in as root using the “yourpassword” that you entered.

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