Specsavers is commemorating 25 years in the eye business with its latest ’should have gone to Specsavers’ TV advert.
Dubbed ‘Spermsavers’, the ad features a short-sighted sperm swimming past the egg it’s supposed to fertilise, before trying to impregnate the company logo.
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January 11th, 2010
Should have gone to Spermsavers…
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August 15th, 2009
Don’t Keep It In Your Pants!
A Story with a moral -
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I walked in the door and found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy.
She whispered in my ear, ”I’ve always had feelings for you, make love to me at once!”
I tried to remain calm. Knowing that my car [...]
August 15th, 2009
A Selection of Text Message Jokes
Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new ‘Clitaurus’ will only be available in pink and comes with an optional furry dash.
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God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he [...]
August 15th, 2009
Orange Has a Terrible Sense of Humour
Some jokes I was sent from Orange…
Q. When is chicken soup not good for your health?
A.When you’re the chicken!
Q. Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A. Because talk is ‘cheep’!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Doctor: Yes, over there – the same way that you came in!
