Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the other monkeys with cold water. [...]
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July 9th, 2010
How to deal with the Emergency Services
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the [...]
March 17th, 2010
The photographing of empty chairs is banned in Malta?
I just got this in a text: The photographing of empty chairs is banned in Malta. The authorities beleive that it makes fun of people who arn’t there and cannot speak for themselves.
January 11th, 2010
Should have gone to Spermsavers…
Specsavers is commemorating 25 years in the eye business with its latest ‘should have gone to Specsavers’ TV advert. Dubbed ‘Spermsavers’, the ad features a short-sighted sperm swimming past the egg it’s supposed to fertilise, before trying to impregnate the company logo.
August 15th, 2009
Don’t Keep It In Your Pants!
A Story with a moral – My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I walked in the door and found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy. She whispered in my ear, ”I’ve always had feelings for you, make love to me at once!” I tried to remain calm. Knowing [...]
