George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the [...]
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March 17th, 2010
The photographing of empty chairs is banned in Malta?
I just got this in a text: The photographing of empty chairs is banned in Malta. The authorities beleive that it makes fun of people who arn’t there and cannot speak for themselves.
January 11th, 2010
Should have gone to Spermsavers…
Specsavers is commemorating 25 years in the eye business with its latest ‘should have gone to Specsavers’ TV advert. Dubbed ‘Spermsavers’, the ad features a short-sighted sperm swimming past the egg it’s supposed to fertilise, before trying to impregnate the company logo.
August 15th, 2009
Don’t Keep It In Your Pants!
A Story with a moral – My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I walked in the door and found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy. She whispered in my ear, ”I’ve always had feelings for you, make love to me at once!” I tried to remain calm. Knowing [...]
August 15th, 2009
A Selection of Text Message Jokes
Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new ‘Clitaurus’ will only be available in pink and comes with an optional furry dash. ————- God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex [...]
