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		<title>How to deal with the Emergency Services</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2010/07/how-to-deal-with-the-emergency-services/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he&#8217;d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were  people in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The photographing of empty chairs is banned in Malta?</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2010/03/the-photographing-of-empty-chairs-is-banned-in-malta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just got this in a text: The photographing of empty chairs is banned in Malta. The authorities beleive that it makes fun of people who arn&#8217;t there and cannot speak for themselves.]]></description>
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		<title>Should have gone to Spermsavers&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2010/01/should-have-gone-to-spermsavers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Specsavers is commemorating 25 years in the eye business with its latest &#8216;should have gone to Specsavers&#8217; TV advert. Dubbed &#8216;Spermsavers&#8217;, the ad features a short-sighted sperm swimming past the egg it&#8217;s supposed to fertilise, before trying to impregnate the company logo.]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Keep It In Your Pants!</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2009/08/dont-keep-it-in-your-pants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Story with a moral - My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I walked in the door and found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy. She whispered in my ear, &#8221;I&#8217;ve always had feelings for you, make love to me at once!&#8221; I tried to remain calm. Knowing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Selection of Text Message Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2009/08/sms-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 14:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new &#8216;Clitaurus&#8217; will only be available in pink and comes with an optional furry dash. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange Has a Terrible Sense of Humour</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2009/08/some-jokes-i-was-sent-from-orange/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 14:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some jokes I was sent from Orange&#8230; Q. When is chicken soup not good for your health? A.When you&#8217;re the chicken! Q. Why is it easy for chicks to talk? A. Because talk is &#8216;cheep&#8217;! Patient: Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out? Doctor: Yes, over there &#8211; the same way that you came [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man and Panda</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2009/05/476/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 18:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is like a Panda &#8211; he eats roots shoots and leaves.]]></description>
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		<title>Engineer Translator</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2009/05/engineer-translator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 00:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What Engineers really mean when they say: 1. &#8220;A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED&#8221; &#8211; We are still trying to figure out if it will work. 2. &#8221; AN EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM&#8221; &#8211; We just hired three kids just out of college. 3. &#8220;Major [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Repair Electronic Equipment</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2009/05/how-to-repair-electronic-equipment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 00:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[STEP 1: Approach the ailing equipment in a confident manner. This will give the equipment the mistaken idea that you know what you are doing. It will also impress anyone who is watching and if the equipment should suddenly start to work properly, you will be credited with its repair. STEP 2: Wave the service [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skinny Dipping</title>
		<link>http://www.adamhawkins.net/2009/03/skinny-dipping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A joke I received in an email&#8230;. An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was [...]]]></description>
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