Some jokes I was sent from Orange… Q. When is chicken soup not good for your health? A.When you’re the chicken! Q. Why is it easy for chicks to talk? A. Because talk is ‘cheep’! Patient: Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out? Doctor: Yes, over there – the same way that you came [...]
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May 17th, 2009
Engineer Translator
What Engineers really mean when they say: 1. “A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED” – We are still trying to figure out if it will work.
May 17th, 2009
How to Repair Electronic Equipment
STEP 1: Approach the ailing equipment in a confident manner. This will give the equipment the mistaken idea that you know what you are doing. It will also impress anyone who is watching and if the equipment should suddenly start to work properly, you will be credited with its repair.
March 25th, 2009
Skinny Dipping
A joke I received in an email…. An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was [...]
