A Story with a moral -
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I walked in the door and found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy.
She whispered in my ear, ”I’ve always had feelings for you, make love to me at once!”
I tried to remain calm. Knowing that my car [...]
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August 15th, 2009
Don’t Keep It In Your Pants!
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August 15th, 2009
A Selection of Text Message Jokes
Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new ‘Clitaurus’ will only be available in pink and comes with an optional furry dash.
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God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he [...]
