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		<title>Don&#8217;t Keep It In Your Pants!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Story with a moral - My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I walked in the door and found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy. She whispered in my ear, &#8221;I&#8217;ve always had feelings for you, make love to me at once!&#8221; I tried to remain calm. Knowing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Selection of Text Message Jokes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new &#8216;Clitaurus&#8217; will only be available in pink and comes with an optional furry dash. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skinny Dipping</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A joke I received in an email&#8230;. An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was [...]]]></description>
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